Top 5 Paranormal Creatures I’d Love to Meet (and 5 I’d Absolutely Bolt From)

Today’s post is a just for fun type of post where I just decide to be silly.
So, I don’t know what kind of moods other people wake up with, but I swear mine rotate between “I hope I meet a ghost today” and “if a shadow moves wrong I’m out the door.” So naturally, the idea of listing which paranormal creatures I’d happily say hello to—and which ones would send me sprinting—felt like the sort of thing my brain was built for.
So let’s stroll through the supernatural wish list I didn’t know I needed.
Five Creatures I’d Actually Want to Meet
1. Friendly Ghosts
Yes, I said friendly—I’m not talking about the sort that rattle your closet doors at 3:17 a.m. I mean the gentle ones who just want a chat, maybe a cup of tea if they can manage to hold the mug. I’ve always had this soft spot for spirits who hang around because they enjoy the place, not because they’re trapped in eternal doom.
Plus, think about the stories they could tell. I’d happily listen to someone from 1892 rant about how expensive bread used to be.
2. Selkies
Okay, look. I’m gay and selkies are canonically beautiful, sad-eyed shapeshifters with tragic backstories. I’m not made of stone. I can already picture myself standing on some rocky coastline, the wind smacking my face, while a selkie tells me about the ocean like it’s an ex they’re still weirdly in love with.
I’d be hooked immediately. Probably writing poetry about it by the next morning. It’s who I am.
3. Kitsune
Fox spirits with a mischievous streak? Yes, please. I feel like we’d get along. I’m a sucker for clever conversation, and kitsune always give off this vibe like they know ninety-seven secrets and they’re only willing to share one—if you ask really nicely.
I also like the idea of them popping in just to keep life interesting. “Oh hi, your keys? Hmm. Maybe they’re behind the couch. Maybe they’re inside a dream. Who’s to say?”
4. Brownies (the household kind, not the chocolate kind—although I’d meet those too)
There’s something cozy about the idea of a little house helper who cleans at night and rearranges your spoons for fun. I wouldn’t mind a resident brownie as long as it didn’t judge the number of mugs I leave in the sink.
I imagine them side-eying me every time I forget to dust, but honestly? Valid.
5. Benevolent Forest Spirits
Think gentle energy, moss-covered stones, mushrooms that glow for no reason. I’ve always been drawn to wooded places, and meeting one of those leafy guardians would probably feel like being hugged by the entire forest.
Plus, they’d probably smell like cedar and rain. Sign me up.
Five Creatures I’d Run From Without Looking Back
1. Skinwalkers
Nope. Absolutely not. I’ve heard enough stories to know these are a hard pass. Anything that can mimic people or animals is an automatic “turn around and pretend you saw nothing” situation.
I’m a curious guy, but I’m not that curious.
2. Wendigos
The hunger, the winter woods, the bone-chilling shrieks? Yeah…no. I get cold enough just stepping outside in November.
If I ever heard one of these things in the distance, I’d be gone so fast my shoes would still be on the porch.
3. Black-Eyed Children
I don’t care if they’re just looking for directions or want to borrow a phone charger—those kids aren’t coming inside. Every story about them sends a cold prickle right up my arms.
If a child knocks at my door at night with eyes like a void? I’m locking everything and pretending I’m asleep.
4. Banshees
Nothing personal, but the scream alone would send me into the next dimension.
And yes, I know they’re more harbingers than attackers, but that doesn’t matter. If someone shrieks near me with that kind of force, I’m heading straight to therapy.
5. Shadow People
These show up when you’re groggy, vulnerable, and half-asleep. That’s rude. I’d appreciate a creature that respects personal space and does not hover near the bed like it wants to ask if you’ve accepted darkness into your life.
I’ve had enough sleep paralysis moments to know they are not invited.
Final Thoughts From Someone Who’d Probably Still Go Into the Haunted House Anyway
I’ve realized something while writing this: I’m equal parts brave and foolish. I’d happily chat with a centuries-old selkie, but the second a shadow moves in a way I don’t like, I’m yelping like a startled cat.
Still, the supernatural has this way of making the world feel bigger than the daily grind. It whispers that there’s more out there—more mystery, more beauty, more strangeness, more stories.
And honestly? That’s the fun of it. Letting your imagination wander into places where ghosts pour tea and forest spirits hum in the trees.

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