LGBTQ+ Cinema Club: Poltergay (2006)

“You don’t scare us… we’re fabulous!”
Welcome back to the LGBTQ+ Cinema Club, where I dig through my never-ending watchlist of queer films and occasionally stumble across something so campy, so oddball, so gloriously French that I can’t help but grin. This week’s pick? Poltergay (2006), directed by Éric Lavaine. I was in the mood for something silly and fun, and wow—this absolutely fit the bill. Think Ghostbusters meets disco-era fabulousness, but with a very gay twist.
Quick Info:
- Title: Poltergay
- Year: 2006
- Directed by: Éric Lavaine
- Starring: Clovis Cornillac, Julie Depardieu, Lionel Abelanski, Gilles Gaston-Dreyfus
- Where I Watched It: A late-night DVD binge (yes, I still do those—don’t judge)
Queer-o-Meter:
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 (4 out of 5 Pride Flags)
Rated on sheer gay energy, sequined ghosts, and disco lighting. This one’s literally haunted by queerness.
One-Line Summary:
A straight guy buys a house haunted by five disco-loving gay ghosts, and his life spirals into campy chaos while his girlfriend thinks he’s losing his mind.
Standout Scene:
The first time Marc (Clovis Cornillac) actually sees the ghostly gay gang, it’s pure comedy gold: flashing disco lights, synchronized choreography, and five spectral men who look like they stepped straight out of a 1970s club poster. Honestly, I half-expected Donna Summer to appear in a glittery apparition.
Favorite Line:
“We’re not here to haunt you… we’re here to help you dance.”
Would I Rewatch?
- Absolutely
- Maybe… with wine
- Once was enough
- I’ve already watched it 3 times, send help
Review:
Okay, so let’s be clear: Poltergay is not high art. It’s not going to change your life or win Oscars. But as a queer comedy-horror hybrid? It’s an absolute hoot.
Marc and his girlfriend Emma move into a creepy old house. Unbeknownst to them, the place used to be a disco club back in the late 70s—a disco club that, thanks to a faulty wiring accident, ended in tragedy. The victims? Five fabulously flamboyant gay men who never really left. So now, Marc is plagued by visions of polyester suits, booming beats, and ghosts that know their way around a dance floor. Emma, of course, can’t see them at all, which makes Marc look increasingly unstable as he stumbles through his haunting.
The humor mostly comes from that mismatch—Marc panicking while the ghosts are just vibing in the background. It’s campy slapstick with a queer twist, but underneath all the silliness, the movie actually sneaks in some sweetness. These ghosts aren’t malicious; they’re lonely, they’re stuck, and they genuinely want to help Marc (even if their methods involve more mirror-balls than exorcisms).
Clovis Cornillac sells the whole “straight guy losing his mind” shtick pretty well, but honestly, the ghosts are the stars of the show. Each one has a distinct personality—there’s the sassy one, the nurturing one, the fashion-obsessed one—and together they feel like a found family trapped in the afterlife. Watching them bicker, banter, and ultimately support Marc gives the film more heart than I expected.
And I’ve got to give props to the set design. The mix of spooky old-house gloom with bursts of rainbow lights and disco balls is weirdly charming. It’s like walking into The Haunting of Hill House only to find out the ghosts are hosting Studio 54 in the basement.
If I had a tiny gripe, it’s that the movie doesn’t fully embrace its own absurdity. Sometimes it leans too hard on Marc’s heterosexual panic rather than letting the ghosts’ campy chaos shine. But still, the pacing keeps things moving, the comedy lands more often than not, and I genuinely laughed out loud more than once.
So, yeah…
If you’re looking for spooky scares, this ain’t it. But if you’re craving something campy, fun, and unapologetically queer, Poltergay is like a glitter bomb going off in a haunted house. I wanted silly and fun, and that’s exactly what I got.
The Cinema Club Verdict:
⭐⭐⭐⭐
4 out of 5 Pride Flags. Docking one flag because I could’ve used just a bit more actual disco soundtrack (but maybe that’s just me).
So—have you seen Poltergay? Or do you have another campy queer horror-comedy I need to toss on my list? Drop me a rec, or yell at me on BlueSky.
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